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Guide Demotivational Poster


CHILDREN - You will guide them. You will teach them right from wrong. Try not to screw it up.


TAGS: children trust guide right wrong
Rating: 4.44/5

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Reality Lord - October 21, 2011, 5:49 pm

better that than a chainsaw....ask three fingers McCabe
GySgt1811a - October 20, 2011, 11:35 am
"...and still, they'll stick their fingers in the fan."


MARVIN THE PARANOID ANDROID - Life? Don't talk to me about life.


TAGS: marvin paranoid android hitchhiker hitchhiker s guide galaxy hitchhikers
Rating: 2.18/5

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sailor - July 24, 2009, 11:36 pm
Marvin was depressed not paranoid GET IT RIGHT!


IRONY -




A TOWEL - A towel is about the most massively useful thing an interstellar hitchhiker can have.


TAGS: hitchhiker hitchhikers hitchhiker s hitch hiker hikers hiker s guide galaxy
Rating: 3.67/5

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Derek - October 3, 2009, 7:45 pm
Some salted peanuts are a close second.


ZAPHOD BEEBLEBROX - If there's anything more important than my ego around, I want it caught and shot now.




PAN GALACTIC GARGLE BLASTER - The effect of drinking one is like having your brains smashed out by a slice of lemon wrapped around a large gold brick.




HAPPY 61ST BIRTHDAY DOUGLAS ADAMS -




DESTINY -


TAGS: destiny guide our choices mariand
Rating: 4.31/5

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TwistedNinjaPirate - September 27, 2011, 11:23 pm
Very demotivational to me... I think.


TARGETING SYSTEMS - Maybe all we needed was some guide lines.




Winter Health -


TAGS: flu season guide to wellness
Rating: 4.86/5

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Thedge - November 19, 2014, 9:50 pm
Doc advises switched the tomato juice then, to V8.
Oldsod - November 19, 2014, 7:32 pm
Sounds like a plan...'cept the celery...can't do the celery...displaces too much vodka.


GUIDE TO LIFE - Written for 4chan, applicable everywhere.


TAGS: guide 4**** life nice guys girls
Rating: 2.47/5

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MSNBC - October 20, 2009, 1:55 pm
ok he says he is a nice guy but near the end he acts like a f***ing ***k! what a load of ****


EVERY TIME -




THE DOLL OF THE APOCALYPSE - 2012 Guidettes - Behold The Blow Drying Of The Seventh Sign




HEY ITALIA -


TAGS: snooki is such a guidette
Rating: 3/5

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ceesixtyfour - August 24, 2011, 11:22 pm
Im confused; Can't decide wether I want to fight her or f*** her
Garrison1444 - August 24, 2011, 1:56 pm
you make that sound like a bad thing
starr610 - August 24, 2011, 6:45 am
you look at this picture.... one thing comes to mind, you have a dirty mind
Garrison1444 - August 21, 2011, 8:53 pm
meh, same difference. lol
Verdeckt - August 21, 2011, 5:54 pm
'Cause one chews up and spits out young men and the other is the mafia?


TIME IS AN ILLUSION - Lunchtime doubly so.




POSITIVITY -




IT'S THE ASSHOLE OF THE WORLD - The tourist said. His guide replied... So you are just passing through?


TAGS: tourist guide
Rating: 5/5

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Swampfox - October 29, 2013, 5:06 pm
9 months later and no one got the joke...
mariand - February 21, 2013, 7:55 pm
sad picture...I also used it once...145694


SOME LISTEN OTHERS DEFY -


TAGS: mom life guide
Rating: 4.75/5

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Safari -




TIME IS AN ILLUSION -




MOTIFAKE REASONS FOR REJECTION - Not in poster format Not funny/demotivational enough Because I'm a mod damn it!


TAGS: guidelines moderators motifake
Rating: 4.25/5

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MissPriss - May 25, 2014, 3:34 pm
Because the only other gal with a warped sense of humour wasn't in the mod seat at the time...yes I'm talking about you rerun...oops..lg.
thecrotchetyoldcynic - May 25, 2014, 1:25 pm
Because I was too tired and I sleep posted? Drunk posted? It seemed like a “good idea at the time" post? :-D


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MORE UNWRITTEN RULES - As an addendum to poster #66651.


TAGS: fail owned rules timmy jerk anonymous loser guidelines
Rating: 3.86/5

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spacedog - October 29, 2010, 11:47 pm
The sequel is good too.
MO - April 21, 2010, 3:20 pm
Part deux.
omnia - November 15, 2009, 5:53 am
typo
TheTrashHeap - November 14, 2009, 9:58 am
rules are made to be broken.....by greybeards and mods. Also you spelled greybeard wrong!
omnia - November 14, 2009, 9:27 am
to bad most people don't follow these rules. even the greyboeards and mods ignore rule 2. (i can be a bit of a rule nazi somethimes)
MO - November 1, 2009, 8:17 pm
Read these as well plant. So next time someone criticizes one of your crappy posters don't go bombing their entire collection 10 minutes later. It's pretty obvious.
Bartimaeus - September 19, 2009, 3:05 pm
lol I've broken the tags rule several times. It just never occurs to me when posting. This is so informative, and life changing. 5/5
BoneCD - September 18, 2009, 6:58 pm
words to live by...thanks again for the addendum to the original great poster Jmac
RON - September 18, 2009, 6:49 pm
thanks Mr. Jmac0585.
CANADA - September 18, 2009, 6:38 pm
post this one on the home page along with the other


PHEASANT PLUCKING DAY -


TAGS: how to guides
Rating: 2.95/5

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spacedog - October 23, 2009, 7:15 pm
LMAO! Dyslexia rules! 5Ls


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